When was the last time you walked away from a discussion, only to think of The Perfect Comeback hours later? Recreate the scene for us, and use your winning line.
Don’t you just hate that vague, empty feeling? You have all your thoughts together and your fighting gloves on (metaphorically speaking) and then nothing. It happens every time my husband, and I disagree.
Before we sit down to discuss the situation, I practice my lines and make notes of the last time we had the same discussion (you know the kind); I’m ready. Then he gets in the first word and my brain farts.
Yep, my mind goes blank, and all I can think is, I did not say that. I mean, where in the hell is the recorder when you need it?
For the life of me, I can never get the best of him. But, I have a secret weapon that never fails to calm the situation down.
I reply, “You may be right.”
He isn’t, but I’ve gotten in the last word. What else can he say?
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I like the way you add the word MAY in there, as if it’s only a remote possibility. I have been right once or twice in our 41 years of marriage, but Connie can’t seem to recall either of those occasions. It must be something in the water.
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You said it, not me. 😉
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If I say that to my husband then he says, “Oh stop patronizing me!” That’s his “go-to” line. So I just say, “I must go away and ponder this.” This statement leaves everything up in the air, and for the most part will stop the conversation…for a while, long enough for everyone to calm down, and pick their words wisely.
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Some always have a comeback. Lol. I like the pondering idea but sometimes thinking too much about it pisses me off all over again. Lol. The best thing I ever learned is based on a quote I keep on my computer. It helps me keep things in perspective. “Is this really the hill you want to die on today?”
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I really like that quote!!!!!
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Feel free to adopt it.
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It’s all about picking your battles.
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Absolutely!!!!
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You took the words right out of my mouth!
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Great post. Sometimes I have the opposite problem where the smart-ass response jumps out of my mouth before my brain has a chance to stop it. Luckily, many people think I’m saying these things jokingly, but, unfortunately for them, I’m usually not.
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Thanks for stopping by, glad you like it. I wish I had the ability to come back with a snappy response. Love a quick thinker.
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Be careful what you wish for. My mouth has a mind of its own sometimes 🙂
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Love that! And, don’t worry, honesty in any form is a breath of fresh air.
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You must deliver those zingers with a smile on your face. I’m sure it’s safer that way!
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I’m a Southern woman born and bred. Are you kidding? We grew up knowing how to do just that. Lol. Thanks for stopping by.
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Very true…I’m smiling right now.
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Glad to oblige. 🙂
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That is my go to phrase. Shuts him up every time. Another one is, “Could be.” LOL
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Great minds think alike!
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